Hell hath no far-reaching fury like a computer geek scorned. This the theme of David Fincher's The Social Network , if not necessarily that of Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg's actual life. The Social Network begins way, way back in 2003, with a restaurant conversation between Zuckerberg (Jesse Eisenberg) and his soon to be former girlfriend Erica (Rooney Albright). The contentious tone and Zuckerberg's anxiety are immediately apparent. What's not so obvious are the particular words being spoken. These kids today...who can understand 'em.... But, actually, this is no dreary, "And I was like...and she was like...and he was like" presentspeak. These are/were some of our country's brightest young minds, after all. Points are made in complete sentences, if not paragraphs. Amidst all the verbal heavy traffic of the conversation, Mark makes Erica aware (or perhaps reminds her; one gets the...