A funky waterside restaurant in Hamburg! Sub-pedestrian fast food which is transformed into gastronomic magic! By a mad genius chef! And there's soul music! And other kinds of music! There's some old guy called Sokrates who parks his boat in the building and never pays rent! The restaurant is coveted by an evil real estate developer! And don't forget about the beautiful women! Zenos, the main character, often says "YEAH, MAN!" Doesn't it sound wacky? It has to be fun, right? Well, as it turns out, no, man. Given the progress of writer/director Fatih Akin's first three films - the charmingly wack road picture, In July and the powerful dramas that followed, Head-On and Days of Heaven - I'm inclined to blame this genial mess on co-writer and star Adam Bousdoukos. Mr. Bousdoukos seems to have overestimated his own cha...