This ain't no Shakespeare. Helen Mirren and John Malkovich kicking ass in Red. Dame Helen, in the parking garage, with a machine gun. Is this perhaps some perverse game of Clue, updated for the Grand Theft Auto generation? No, it's just one of the slightly guilty pleasures of the poorly-named but frequently entertaining Red , full of a surprisingly ballistic group of un-expendables. Bruce Willis plays Frank Moses, one of the story's RED's. Not commies, mind you. No, quite the contrary. He's a former black-ops CIA agent, classified by his former employers as "Retired: Extremely Dangerous." Frank is trying to lead the placid life of a retiree in Cleveland. At one point, when he steps out of his house and regards the suburban sameness about him, one expects the sort of contempt we see from Ray Liotta's Henry Hill in Goodfellas , mired in the ...